Mommy and Facebook.

When my mom tried to setup her Facebook account she thought she was setting up a checking account. Asking me where must she go to pay for the monthly service. Of course, she would think nothing is FREE online. The only thing she was accustomed to using was AOL back in ancient history when everyone had AOL.

Well, moving on I created an account for her, which I invested all my hard work and effort into preparing for her. I took pictures of her; it was like a photo shoot. In her case she had to have a YOUNG SOPHISTICATED default. Ok, do your ‘thang’ ma.

After that was taken care of, we found two decent pictures for her TASTE, out of TWENTY. Once it was finished, she was excited and ready to go. She added all her siblings, her nieces & nephews along with friends she haven't seen since she was an adolescent. Of, course my work was NOT DONE, I needed some type of reward. I wanted a picture in her FIRST album along with my siblings. So I said, “Mom are you going to add me as a friend and do you want me to add a COUPLE of pictures of your kids in your FIRST ALBUM?”

First thing she says is, "Why do you want to be my friend? Why should I put up pictures so fast? Why am I ASKING FOR SO MUCH?” (Let’s go back to the beginning when I said I created her account). Anyways, she sucked her teeth and as she got off the chair, she looks at me and says “well maybe when I get better pictures, I don't want to bombard my facebook with EXTRA, STUFF”. OH, NO MY MOTHER DIDN'T!