I consider.

I consider myself a good friend.

Label me your best friend and I will take on the duties I think a best friend is to carry out.

So what happens when I see your girl out with another girl?

Yes, you’re my best guy friend. I'm just hoping that I am the last to know about your girl and her friendly girl friend or shall I say girlfriend.

I'm hoping that it's alright with you if they're passionately holding hands.

I'm hoping that you allow friendly lip to lip, tongue to tongue action.

I'm hoping that it's acceptable to hear "You're the only one who has my heart."

I'm hoping that the ring you gave her is in the jewelry store because the size is wrong.

I'm hoping there's another guy name Leo besides you whose call she just neglected to answer.

I'm hoping that the years you spent together was worth it.  If so it seems like a pretty covenant relationship.

I'm just hoping that I'm not the one to tell you the truth, because she is of course my best friend too.